#69 - Bernard King is Teresa Cortez


Leader. Straight-shooter. Class.


These are words with meanings, sometimes multiple meanings, that describe both one of the purest scorers in NBA history - Bernard King - and the Captain of the LAPD - Teresa Cortez.


King bounced around the NBA forever and never really lost his touch, but was plagued by injuries and never reached the team success seemingly his talent should have. Cortez appeared in one episode of Lost as the mother and boss of Ana Lucia aka Michelle Rodriguez's character. In that episode, no one had a bad word to say about this woman and actually quite the opposite as it was clear Ana Lucia had always been in her mother's shadow, so much so, her own mother wondered why she made it a point to work at her precinct. This was supposed to show I believe similarities with Jack's character and his esteemed father Christian. So, everyone has high praise for Cortez and her only real baggage is her daughter who is a bit of a loose cannon (so much so later she murders a man (who had shot her previously)). And Cortez is such a 'straight-shooter' she questions her daughter to her face about the whole thing and takes her badge/gun from her knowing her daughter lied to her and did some wild ass cops are above the law shit. That's the type of put the ball in their hand leadership that lead Bernard King to be a 4x NBA All-star and 2x all-NBA first teamer.


As for their fuck games, I mean I'd bet Bernard King hit that G-spot each and every time just like him slashing to the rim over and over again for him to average 32.9 ppg in 1984. And Teresa Cortez, that's a good looking woman to begin with and definitely the best looking police force Captain I've ever seen. For those of you having trouble picturing her, she's the freedom fighter Arnold ends up with in Total Recall and kisses as the planet is blowing up behind them and/or she's the corrections officer in Con Air who Danny Trejo has his sights set on to rape. And, she's still quite attractive on Lost, so I mean a powerful Latin MILF who demands you to be your best with real authority behind it- I'd say she'd make you fuck her better than you've ever fucked anyone before. It would be like the spirit hit you and you took yourself to a level you never thought previous. I think it would be very enjoyable for whoever is having sex with Bernard and/or Teresa.* 


*Oh yeah, and I wrote all of this right before I double-checked Bernard King's wiki where it says he was accused of rape in 1980 and he got busted for cocaine too. So, yeah he's got a lot of familiarities with the law and I think I mentioned rape before with Con Air and Ana Lucia was a liar and King had to take a bunch of polygraphs over his rape accusations. So, yeah, I'm not super happy with how this turned out. What the fuck, Bernard!?! Hmmmm... well... Teresa Cortez rocks.


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